sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.
by yung chri$t May 30, 2018
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sneaky link dink

the sneaky link of your dreams and someone you want to start a family with
aye bro that girl my sneaky link dink
by Sneaky link dink January 23, 2022
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sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
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sneaky fat

Your friends think you weight 120 when you really weigh 140 because they don't know about your sneaky fat.
by Lillian Keen September 19, 2006
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sneaky fat

1.) the kind of fat where a persons body appears to be skinny, but they have fat that isnt visible until the body is naked. 2.) Every fat person's profile picture and you have to go through all their pictures because they take them all themselves from a top angle to hide how fat they really are, but somehow one manages to slip through that shows a whole body shot. 3.) similar to the "wonderbra effect", or stuffing of your pants.
1.) That bitch was sneaky fat man, had to lift up her roll just to dick it.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
by aybaybaywes March 04, 2011
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Sneaky Lincoln

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.
by MercilessUrchin October 29, 2024
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The Sneaky R

The coworker who starts asking why you haven’t logged off yet at 3pm but will stay till 4:00pm and then will say "Why am I still here? But continues to stay 15 more minutes to flirt with the ladies in the office.
There he goes again, wanting to leave but pulling the sneaky R
by Nickjayallday February 06, 2024
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