Simon

Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.

Simon you missed a note there! - Jenny

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018

Simone

cool ass

you have a simone mannnn.

by Simox_13 September 22, 2020

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Simone

Simone is a lovely girl she has light red hair and has lots of friends she stands up for her friends and breaks up fights.She thinks she is ugly but her friends always say shes not.She doesnt have the best life but gets through it.She is friendly with everyone.She is mainly a Scorpio or Libra.

Simone:Im ugly,Friend:No ur not ur beautiful

by DABEASTIS August 18, 2020