Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
by CLEOELI December 06, 2021
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Simon Cowell

“look it’s simon cowell
i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
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Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
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simon cowell

"simon cowell? boooooo!"
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simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
by shatikiliki November 29, 2019
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Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
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