second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

5 second rule

The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.

Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).

"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."

by p14nd4 July 11, 2004

second biggest nerd

1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school

2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.

3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)

4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.

1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd

2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.

3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.

4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.

by Lbooks93 December 7, 2006

Second Hand Special

Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.

Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.

by Jamie and Tarne Durbin November 12, 2009

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

Second-Hand Sale

To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.

Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them

from letting a second-hand sale for certain items

take place.

Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the

Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.

Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2

Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my

friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and

your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our

policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who

came in first to buy these and if he doesn't

have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of

you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.

by dragon1842986 May 25, 2010

the four second legend

the definition is the man Zack Pearson, and his drunken adventures

Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".

by Elizabeth Waters December 14, 2008