The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008
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Gloria: Oh my god, this steak is great! Can I try some of your lobster? That appetizer was excellent, and this beer is divine! Are you up for dessert? That ice cream pie has my name on it! Will you finish your fries?
Henrietta: Slow down, porky! Eat just a few more bites and you will go into anafatasstic shock.
Henrietta: Slow down, porky! Eat just a few more bites and you will go into anafatasstic shock.
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by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005
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After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
by brock.x.landers February 26, 2009
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