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stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.
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Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021
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Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
by lawbyjake April 10, 2015
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Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence
Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL
by Aloovn December 19, 2017
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.
Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.
by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020
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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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