retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018

retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard

person 1 “is water wet”
person 2“retard simulator”

by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018

Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

by MRAzang January 5, 2017

retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person

I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)

by The_Woo November 4, 2021

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021