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gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )
"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"
by Ali5guy February 27, 2019
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White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez
“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”
by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019
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retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates
we have a special kind of retard love <3
by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018
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Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person
I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 4, 2021
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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
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Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look
"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"
by MRAzang January 5, 2017
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