Rachel 

A pill popping stripper who will not listen to house rules and puts holes in doors. She has been with so many different men you can confuse her legs with a hallway. she will work at a job that will get her no where in life and never leave.

girl: wow look at that skanky girl who works here. I bet shes been here a long time.

Boy: That's Rachel she's been here so long at least ten other guys in line have been in her.

Rachel by iwishihadcalledthecops August 26, 2010

rachel 

Former Date Guru, now a Life Sage.

I went to the Rachel yesterday, and she told me that I would probably have better luck with women if I lied about the aids.

rachel by The Young Disciple October 21, 2010

raphael 

raphael is an annoying brat who thinks hes funny, BUT REALLY HES NOT! he talks back to teachers and probably has ADHD.

"i think i like raphael."

"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU LIKE RAPHAEL?! HES A JERK!"

raphael by lalala~ January 31, 2010

Evan Rachel Wood 

Evan Rachel Wood is an American actress, model, and musician. She's had Emmy and Golden Globe Award nominations. She heroically stands up for women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and passed Phoenix Act against domestic violence, which she named, in California. She named Marilyn Manson, also known as Brian Warner, as her abuser. She inspires us and supports other women against abuse.

Evan Rachel Wood transformed her trauma into state law this week when California Governor Gavin Newsom signed her Phoenix Act. When Wood was 18, she was “starved, isolated from friends and family, and at one point tied up by her hands and feet." She eventually pushed past threats to name Manson.
Wood came forward with her survivor story in 2018, releasing a video statement explaining why she wouldn’t name her abuser and testifying before Congress on behalf of the Sexual Assault Survivors’ Bill of Rights. “Bad things can happen to you, but you can rise out of the ashes. That is exactly why I named it the Phoenix Act,” said Wood. “I do believe that you can come back from tragedy, sometimes even stronger than you were before.”

Evan Rachel Wood by Inspired21stCentury February 21, 2021

Rachally 

religion made up by two girls on a rainy day

they hail the almighty Fogogobobin or as most now him, God

They also hail his son, Jubeebus

Rachally followers are usually referred to at Fargohs

They believe in swearing frequently and sex before marriage is preffered

The younger a Fargoh has sex, the more they are worshiped

Fargoh: I am of the Rachally religion...have a problem with it bitch?

Girl: No...

Fargoh: Cool, let's fuck

Rachally by Tyhelious June 24, 2008

Rachel 

A random girl who likes to be friends with girls who eat paper. She is always on Omegle pretending to be a male and cheats on tests a lot. She is sometimes Chinese but many agree she can be a bit of a cheeky monkey..

You're such Rachel-like!

Rachel by emmaxox June 7, 2017

rachel  

a girl whos to hot for anyone to handle. ethan allen wants to bang her. balls are attracted to her face, and sex is like breathing for her. a penis in her mouth is nothing unusual.

rachel is so hot! im getting a boner!

rachel by ethanallenlove March 20, 2009