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Parker

Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
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Harold parker

Harold parker is a popular gay cruising location located in North andover. Lots of excitement can be found in the trails or its parking lots if you know what to look for.
Hey man want to meet me at harold parker. Yes i have been looking for a good fuck
by china1234 December 2, 2021
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Parker ruhlen

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.
Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024
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Parker

Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this
by ParkerHater420 February 28, 2024
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Trey parker

Trey Parker should die
by Fruks March 31, 2024
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parker

parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.
losing a parker in your life may be the biggest regret in your life.
by thebearingbear June 23, 2021
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Parker paradox

The Parker paradox occurs whenever Parkster says something is bad. This automatically makes something good and vice versa. For example his liking to the shumper fits with the shoes proves this true.
Parker said his shoes are fire, that must be awful then due to the Parker Paradox
by Jfernandes January 26, 2026
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