Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
by congratsbro June 30, 2011
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Bro-yob

A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).
Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.

He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
by DaBrochachos September 29, 2014
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Bro-mance

the inseparable relationship between two or more heterosexual, often action-sports-participating, males. similar to the "hetero-life-mate", but based more on surf/skate/snow participation, party attendance and constant exchange of myspace comments and instant messages.
after a full night of sessioning street rails and drinking, dave and brian's bro-mance appears to be in full bloom.
by jmiahg April 25, 2006
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bro diddly

The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.
"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"
by kyler serfass May 10, 2007
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bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 27, 2013
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Ortho Bro

-Medical student, Orthopedic surgery or bust

-Has a beard
-STEP 1 score + bench > 500
-Beefy
-wears a cap

-Always in fitness attire
-Only cares about bones
-Bashes other specialties especially Peds
-Always needs to be right

-Always hyped up on pre-workout

-Watches sports/UFC during class

-Is offended if you don't comment on their muscles
-Needs help donning/doffing white coat
When the ortho bros start having a push-up competition in the middle of the wellness lecture.

Why is that ortho bro curling these babies in the peds workshop?
by OrthoComplex2022 September 14, 2019
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bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed
Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on
by oilfan93 May 29, 2009
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