Grape

A word that confuses gay people

“Grape.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Grape-Crushin’

When eating multiple bags of fruit snacks, you separate the grape gummies from the rest and fill a separate bag with the grape gummies to be consumed in one bite - unleashing a delicious grape flavor all over your mouth.

Grape-Crushin’ today, Bill. I went through 50 bags. Hottest Grape-Crushin’ of my life.

by The Smith. June 25, 2025

Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.

“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”

by Pat Dry June 30, 2025

Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

Sour Grapes

When you're the character that can beat all fiction, your legs get broken and the one who broke your legs wins the race "fair and square" so he mocks you with a catchy song about how Sour Grapes are the only ones that can beat you, and the fruit of victory and defeat. Then a green goblin man, Santa, Tooth fairy and a sticky man join your enemy to sing you Sour grapes.

"What'ya got there? Sour grapes!"

by Gubbyurmom September 19, 2025

grape

to rape and grope at the same time

Person 1: how was the party?
Person 2: terrible, i got graped

by starry da great February 17, 2025

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025