Writer's Block

When your brain gears just stop and no matter how hard you try you cannot feasibly come up with two words to type on your computer screen that make sense together and therefore cannot finish your epic novel about the quest to slay a dragon er whatever and every thought about the book that crosses your mind is immediately pushed back with "That would sound like f*ing s*t if I put that in words" and absolutely no inspiration can even enter your mind anymore and the end of your google doc is just stuck with the hero at his girlfriend's house crying on her floor for his missing brother and essentially, you feel like your brain is just a puddle of s*t.

"I have severe writer's block, I can't think of what to write next."
"Billy won't be finishing his book soon, he has writer's block."

by Potat 1 August 11, 2022

Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.

Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking

by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020

app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013

block boy

A young man from a poor neighborhood or street block who may be involved in gang or drug activity.

Every good girl needs a little thug;
Every block boy needs a little love
— What It Is, Doechii

by ajcrites August 10, 2023

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011

Block-bustin’

Those freshmen niggas who play juice wrld with their bluetooth speakers in the backpacks while crossing classes

Watch this..”FRESHMEN LOOKIN LIKE A BLOCK-BUSTIN HEADASS!!”

All those kids block-bustin’ have absolute no taste in fucking music man.

by Big boy buckeroos September 12, 2018

Gossip block

When you can't think of anything to say in person; similar to writer's block.

Hey man, you talk nonstop online, but in person you never say a thing!
Sorry dude, but i have a bad case of Gossip block.

by dublcheez June 14, 2010