Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2

I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.

by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023

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Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

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Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.

I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.

by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023

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Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.

Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."

by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022

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