Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust

Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler

by J57 October 13, 2023

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Bullshit

Relating to Court and the law.

‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.

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Bullshit

A word that defines some lie

You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead

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A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

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