I'm all dick.

To be as horny as hell, to be in such heat that you can't stop it from erecting.

Dude 1: Look at those hookers with busty hooters!!!
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.

by Demon 33 October 04, 2013

"i'm not gay" urinal

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

by Jake Herman February 13, 2007

I'm not racist but

A phrase which racists use to alert the listener that they're about to say something racist.

I'm not racist but I sure do hate niggers.

I'm not racist but we should definitely gas the kikes.

I'm not racist but I wholeheartedly agree with the White Australia policy.

I'm not racist but all crackers should be rounded up and shot.

I'm not racist but I don't see what's so bad about being separate but equal.

I'm not racist but the American and Canadian governments were perfectly justified in their treatment of indiginous people

I'm not racist but Japan's actions in China were justified.

I'm not racist but it was a good thing when Britain ruled over India.

I'm not racist but Arabs have no place in Indian society.

I'm not racist but Hitler made some very good point.

I'm not racist but I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan, the Aryan Brotherhood, and the American Nazi Party.

I'm not racist but I am 100% racist.

by Rhodoferax October 08, 2021

i'm sayin' though

An expression of agreement. Don't pull out your grammar books with this one.

Very often said before the person you're agreeing with has completely finished thier sentence.

The though is usually pronounced doe.

A-The Spurs winning the championship, mayne.
B-Man the Spurs are the most boring team I ever seen. I seen Tim Duncan yawn twice the last time he posted up.
A-Man, whatever works, that shit wins championsh--
C-I'm sayin' though!

by Steelo J. April 02, 2006

I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg

by birdlives March 20, 2008

I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

by SBFL September 25, 2010

I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004