myspace stalker

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages

1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!

by jacoblebo December 14, 2007

myspace whore

A myspace whore is an individual genrally of 'emo' music styling who likes to constantly promote themself, their favorite bands and their sytle(or lack of) through the website Myspace.

A myspace whore genrally will have atleast a few of these characteristics: Black dyed short spikey hair, swept fringes, flesh tunnels, exreamly tight black and or retro clothing, bumper type trainers, mp3players on constantly, likes emo/screamo/hardcore/post hardcore music.

by Bobzillamon December 28, 2005

myspace angel

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.

Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.

by psuitable.pseudonym August 15, 2008

myspace time

Something you say when you log-in to myspace. Similar to the Miller Time deal.

Steve: It's "MySpace Time"
Randy: I guess that kid is on myspace again... set em up!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

myspace whore

someone who post comments on video just to try and get more friends

Damn i hate it when jenny get myspace whore ish.

by Dakota W. August 19, 2008

myspace pimping

(v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace.

- Yo, I heard Dominick got dumped by Julia.

- Yeah, he's Myspace Pimping now.

- Hah! What a fag.

by AC August 3, 2006

Myspace thug

A Myspace thug is someone who talks big over Myspace but will never actually act out their grandiose threats. Generally a female who has found out that her boyfriend has been sending messages to another girl on Myspace will begin threatening the other female in the hopes that the girl will stop sending messages to her boyfriend. Sometimes the 'other female' is the one who begins threatening the girlfriend of the guy she's been conversing with just for fun.

2 Sexxii 4 U sends a message to Ur MAN WaNtS ME! after she hijacks her boyfriend's account and find out that they've been messaging each other for weeks.

*2 Sexxii 4 U: Why are you sending messages to my boyfriend?
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: First of all your man starting sending me messages first!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Listen up bitch, you'd better stop talking to him before I find you and beat your ass!
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: I'm not afraid of you! Meet me in the park at 8 o'clock tonight and we'll settle this!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Oh I'll be there. You'd better be ready because I'm going to beat you so bad you skanky bitch!

(8:30p.m in the park)Ur MAN WaNtS ME! is patiently waiting. Finally she begins to walk back home. "I knew she wouldn't show up. She's just a Myspace thug!"

by Sids4Less October 16, 2008