myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 21, 2011

myspace cadet

anyone who is so obsessed with myspace that it becomes their world.

the 14 year old on youtube that assaulted his brother at the threat of unplugging his myspace is a myspace cadet.

by bulviecuntpuncher March 21, 2009

MySpace Bitch

A person stuck in the mid 2000's that looks like they jumped right out of a Myspace profile.
The look usually consists of: profile pictures taken from way above the head, edgy My Chemical Romance lyrics posted as statuses, jelly bracelets and monster tab necklaces are apart of their every day attire, and cannot leave the house without their very loved black studded belt and clip on 'coon tail hair extensions.

Look at that girl unironically listening to NeverShoutNever! on her Zune. Talk about a true MySpace bitch.

by Uncle Chux June 11, 2017

myspace site

A layout site where someone spends their time creating things for your myspace profile. Includes picture captions, layouts, comment boxes and so much more.

www.myspace.com/edgedstraight is a myspace site.

by knicole13 June 16, 2008

myspace material

when u take a picture or a video of something cool you say thats myspace material

"Dude that video was sick! Definately myspace material!"

by raofrm720 May 25, 2009

MySpace Ruins

The long forgotten and out-of-date profiles of the masses who left MySpace for the stable and promising Facebook.

MySpace Ruins often include less than flattering pictures from high school, a list of "top" friends who you don't even talk to anymore, music playing that you don't listen to anymore, and glitter-filled backgrounds.

Becky wanted to recall the memories of her emo phase, so she logged on to see her MySpace Ruins.

by TC150 June 19, 2010

Myspace Rage

The undeniable rage created by the new myspace and its incredibly epic fails at existance.

Dude, myspace deleted ALL my old messages by the time I went back to re-read them. I so have myspace rage!

Myspace deleted my saved messages?!?!?!?! MYSPACE RAGE!!!!!!!!

by RayneChaotic April 13, 2011