maria giovanna

An Italian-Canadian slang word for marijuana.

An Italicized version of the slang ‘Mary Jane’.

Did you hear about Giovanni? He’s been smoking Maria Giovanna all day and is super lit.

by uneami_2001 November 23, 2021

Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022

Maria Luisa

Maria Luisa is a beautiful, strong and generally amazing person. Can be shy, but when she opens up she can be the best person you'll ever meet. A simply perfect human being

"That person is such a Maria Luisa..."

"...Yeah, they are perfect"

by KawaiiKaeru November 23, 2021

maria

maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face

"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"

by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019

Antwon and Maria

THE BEST COUPLE!!!!

Hey man Antwon and Maria are the best couple

by ThaBiggest November 20, 2023

Maria

Maria is a refined, and classy soul. Often, you can find her fast pace walking on a windy night. Typically, her phone dies, and she has no idea where to go from there. Maria loves driving fast, and parking in front of a Johnny pump. She is extremely analytical, and always punching numbers. Maria never holds back in questioning “What’s wrong with you?” She is also an American actress, producer, and fashion designer. Better known for her role on the HBO show Sex and the City. Maria truly is the Sara Jessica Parker of our time.

Is that a Maria? What’s she doing here? Maria is a sight to see.

by a_typicaltina November 24, 2021

Maria

perfect.

(also blind)

“bro what’s her name?”
“maria.”
“dam man your lucky as hell”

by Ur nan ur mam October 29, 2022