pocket killers

In Texas Hold'em the two hole (or faced down) cards are aces. When a Texas Hold'em player is dealt a pair of aces.

I thought my pair of kings were boss until joey had pocket killers,

did you see that shit!!! i had a straight and that mother fucker had pocket killers for a full house!!!

by lordwilmyre April 23, 2010

You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.

Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.

by youkilledmystatus September 7, 2011

Stubby Killers

Marlboro: Red 72's

Cigarettes that are Marlboro Reds but smaller and cheaper than Regular Reds.

Jim was broke, so he had to buy some Stubby Killers instead of his standards.

by 7Miles November 18, 2013

Band Killer

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

by MusicRoach October 1, 2014

bar killer

The person/friend that sleeps with the bartender, thus making future visits to the bar uncomfortable and not as enjoyable as it used to be because of their weird dynamic

Stop sleeping with all of the bartenders, you're a bar killer

by Scotty88 January 25, 2015

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 8, 2015

Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

by Rockcroc October 28, 2015