Kari June

she loves dianer o'damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pronouncing the word "cat" (cuh--ahhhh---T), concentrating, rerigion, keeping eye contact during long and uninteresting stories, telling boys she likes them to their face as opposed to secret messages and backhanded tricks, the philosophy of cunt, keeping her hands off other people's peanut butter, shutting the door forever after inviting squirrels inside, and talking about ghonorrea on the T. despite her many faults, kari june has a keen talent for glamour bombing and getting accidentally hypnotized at school assemblies. she looks forward to many more swell nights of being an eatbeast with d.damewood.
Kari, this thing is a hoot! GOD your lucky...!
by socrates April 05, 2005
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June 4th

Gay Pride day, when it is truly Pride month.
*thud* iM gAy
“same i’m going on June 4th”
by GayGamer April 15, 2019
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june 13th

national ride your bf day! on june 13th every female should please their boyfriend with a lot of good sex(cowgirl and reverse cowgirl)! show your bf how much you love him!

also on this day you should just please your bf as much as possible! give him head, hand jobs, and a lot of good sex!
cowgirl reverse cowgirl head booty
on june 13th i have my bf soo much head! then i road him till he came!
by thegreatbambinoisthegoat June 11, 2019
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17th june

The official fuck your beloved day, with their consent of course.
Him: hey honey is 17th june wanna fuck?
Her: spank me daddy UwU
by RandomGuyEheh May 31, 2021
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june 30

when the best fucking person was born.. i love my baby to death 😍❤️
june 30

person- that’s your baby?

me-yes ma’am all mine
by am2006 September 07, 2020
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June 3

Do you want an Angel Cake?

Only if it has Hot Dogs!
I do indeed love Hot Dog Angel Cakes on June 3!
by JohnHendrixks March 28, 2021
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June 27

People born on this day are probably bisexual or something idk. They also are sweet and caring maybe. Idk why are you asking me I was born on June 26th.
Dude 1: Bro you are born on June 27. Are you bi
Dude 2: idk man I was born on June 26th
by SomeDudeBornOnJune26th June 07, 2021
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