frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo

In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.

by mkahlaw September 19, 2023

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Jim Fine

A man who can be a bit of a cut muscle and is usually into bestiality specifically donkeys

I don't like that cunt muscle Jim Fine, did you know he's into bestiality?

by OGAJ69 September 21, 2021

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Jim zinked

When you fuck up every job you bid

Man this is really Jim zinked

by Bradley Gribble July 10, 2022

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jim

the guy at every party

u know that guy in the corner?
-yeah that’s jim

remember the party last saturday? mark mack was standing on top of the counter.
-i know he was such a jim

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecanto December 4, 2022

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