Jersey Jambalaya

When a man spreads a woman's pussy and takes a wet shits inside of her. After he pisses in her pussy, finally he has sex with her until he cums inside of her (this mixes all the juices). next the woman sucks his dick clean.

Snooki: How was I conceived?
Snookis mom: Well, i once went to jersey had tried jersey jambalaya!

by JERSEY JAMBALAYA October 1, 2020

Jersey slide

Cutting across 2-4 to make an exit, a new Jersey only thing

1. "I had to Jersey slide across the parkway to make my exit"

2. "That asshole almost Jersey slid me off the road"

by Yumiko_420 November 18, 2021

New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008

oakland new jersey

A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.

Wow did you see that hoe from Oakland New Jersey?!?!

by slurp22345 November 9, 2018

YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!

An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.

Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"

Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"

by gavilatius January 7, 2011

Jersey Driver

basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.

by jerseygrl April 22, 2007