It's been a long season without rain.

Haven't had any sex this year.

She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.

by Phauck-Q Dude May 06, 2016

let's burn rain she witch

Phrase used in servers against rain

let's burn rain she witch

by f1n3 is not a n00b December 23, 2021

irish rain dance

An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.

Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me

by juicebox-enfuego February 13, 2012

The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!

by mcnigget01 July 17, 2011

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel June 24, 2007

Raine is out of my league

My girlfriend is out of my league

My girlfriend raine is out of my league

by Pops make July 13, 2021

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 14, 2011