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Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.
by Phauck-Q Dude May 15, 2016
mugGet the It's been a long season without rain.mug.

irish rain dance

An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.
Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me
by juicebox-enfuego March 30, 2012
mugGet the irish rain dancemug.
The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!
by mcnigget01 July 17, 2011
mugGet the The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggiemug.
Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
by ursamel July 24, 2007
mugGet the piss on my leg, and tell me it's rainingmug.
Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011
mugGet the Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.mug.

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