Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020

Piss muffin

When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.

You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin

by minkycok June 9, 2020

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017