by Andreapepe May 30, 2018
Get the Penis Chairmug. watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Neo took part in some chair porn the other night?"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 17, 2025
Get the Chair Pornmug. by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
Get the that one chair at 3AMmug. Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah
Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I
Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah
Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I
Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I
Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy
Angry Chair
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I
Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy
Angry Chair
by Death Menace June 27, 2023
Get the Angry Chairmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. 