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Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
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Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
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Bacon Handle

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!
by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011
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Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.
by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014
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Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
by Muster Bester January 11, 2016
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Sky Bacon

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013
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