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Gentleman of the Hood

The polite way of referring to a English chav. Commonly seen in use near effete public schools, and near Oxford, it often elicits feelings of confusion in the said Gentleman of the Hood.

chav public school
I say, here comes a gentleman of the hood!
by Crimson Nightflame November 28, 2015
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hood support

Being supported for being in the hood
Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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hood movie

Movie that takes place in a poverty filled urban environment(neighborhood).

Movie must portray three characteristics.

1. The neighborhood must taste like poverty. “There’s always a party in the street”

2. There must be be representation of a minority race. Blackicans, Mexicans, peurto ricancans, dominicancans.

3. There must be a betrayal. Someone must die.

On an added note Spike lee’s Do the right thing sets the standard for Hood movies world wide. While being a perfect 10, movies can be up to par but never the equivalent.

Examples of hood movies:

1. South Central
2. Boyz n da hood
3. Set it Off
4. Any movie produced by Ice cube
5. Tyler perry movies are not hood movies
6. Gang of New York (although shows the poverished, famished Irish as an urban population in a timely fashioned ghetto), will not be considered a hood movie. The westside story etc. etc. *refer to rule #2
Do the right thing is the greatest hood movie of all time.

Hey, who checked out the new hood movie.

Which hood movie do you perfer?
by Diction efficionado May 15, 2018
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cock hood

Joey took his pants off and he had a cock hood
by Hmmmmsssss March 19, 2014
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hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018
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Hood Polyandry

Women having multiple baby daddies.
Ladies practicing Hood Polyandry get judged more harshly than Hood Polygamists.
by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016
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