mapping the great lakes

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.
I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.
by B*rad August 10, 2007
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great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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great king spider

The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin
"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
by Steve March 06, 2005
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The Great YouTube War

The war between TSeries and PewDiePie that has been raging on for about 5 months. The war has caused many of casualties but many great people have risin up such as General MrBeast, and Lieutenant Markiplier.
Have you heard of The Great YouTube War (c) .
by Pattymagoo51 February 05, 2019
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Great American Challenge

A competition of absolute manliness.
Teams of usually 3 or 4 must eat a large pizza, drink a 30 pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol and then complete a puzzle after all alcohol has been consumed.

A sure way to ensure that you will not remember your night.
by Snomar March 05, 2011
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Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'
by Evil Tree December 20, 2010
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The Great Fuck U

The Great Fuck U is what happens to a male when hormones act up it’s annoying as shit a male will be horny or mad all the time and it usually lasts one month and happens every few months. The Great Fuck U also boosts sex drive but it also makes the musk a man gives off more radiant and noticeable. The Great Fuck U is something that no man likes but you should be patient with him when he suffers this because he will be in horrible moods or horny moods and sometimes both.
Man 1: It’s that time again.
Man 2: you don’t mean.
Man 1&2:The Great Fuck U!
by NubsTheScrub December 09, 2019
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