A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
by Scizor May 16, 2012
Get the Guy manicuremug. The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.
by Pseudonym Taken June 17, 2009
Get the Family Guymug. by D February 16, 2004
Get the nice guymug. The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.
by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008
Get the family guymug. by Satan 2.01 July 30, 2018
Get the Family Guymug. The most fit athlete there is. Do you see any soccer man with a big fat gut ? no you dont they have freakin six packs. In other sports you see men like this including football, ESPECIALLY baseball and maybe basketball. They are so yummy .
by haters gunna hate September 5, 2011
Get the soccer guysmug. person 1: DID YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY ON TV?IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PETER EATS GLASS TO LOOK FOR TONGUES!!
person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded?
person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY
person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded?
person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY
by uiokl November 22, 2011
Get the Family Guymug.