cloot goggles

Fuck clout it’s called cloot
I have cloot goggles
by It’s cloot not clout November 21, 2017
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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles July 26, 2015
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 17, 2012
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Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
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Clout goggles

clout goggles or gogy goggles are a good way to become very popular. the youtuber georgenotfound in famous for using them. Rappers also use them alot,and get pretty dang popular
a popular pair of glasses.

rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles
by LactoseMan323 November 04, 2021
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backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
by Storythistle March 09, 2017
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alien goggles

To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.

Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.
by Some Queer Weirdo November 09, 2021
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