Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.

When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.

by Clayluver April 9, 2004

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Floor

The lava generator

"The floor is lava!"
"Ohhh crap!"

by korosenai November 1, 2019

Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.

Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.

by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023

Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.

(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?

by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015