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femalegating

the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or her rear view mirror. (A portmanteau of "female" an "tailgating.")
Damn near got run over this morning by a chick putting on mascara from behind the wheel. She was so close I could see it was Cover Girl Lashblast Fusion, in a big-ass purble bottle. Bitch was femalegating!!!
by Octopus Knight October 5, 2016
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Jayden (female)

a weird horse girl. will most likely end up forever alone and will become a crazy cat lady but with horses instead of cats. is usually shy but can become louder when with close friends.
“omg that girl is such a Jayden (female)!”
by jaydenlololok October 30, 2018
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Female

the best and worse thing ever created rolled into one and added in is a fuck you time called period also known as a female. usualy awsome eye candy unless below a 5 on the scale ;). if above a 5 usualy a good sign that it is ok to have intercourse without having to hide the fact that you did, any lower and you just need to mack bitches better =)
john smith: dammm son look at that bitty ova there

matt johnson; god dammm thats one fine female like a 9 go get her digits nigga

John: ight yo watch this game ima throw

matt; you do that ima smoke a blunt

john; iiight yo peace out

matt: peace and goodluck wit da bitty
by Jordan rafiki mon September 24, 2007
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female gaze

“female gaze” isn’t a thing. always stupid white girls trying to make slang and it always backfires in their faces. the only reason people are talking about it is because other girls are jealous that boys have a “male gaze” and we don’t have jack shit.
👩 🦳 : kevin is the epitome of the female gaze!!
👩 🦰 : it’s not even a thing stop trying to make it happen..
by fedupwiththem November 30, 2022
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female

opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.
FEMALE AND MALE:



GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.



BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?




GIRL: why?



BOY: because...just.....wear pants!



GIRL: NO
by Marissahhhhhhh June 29, 2008
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female-snape

A skanky bitch-whore who will ruin your life and wont even blink one of her stupid pixelated eyes about it. She will pretend to be your friend to get your trust and then fuck you over like you're trash. Don't trust the whore. She will e your best friend for months and make you fall in love with her and then when you finally admit your feelings she will say shes not interested in a relationship with you. Female-snapes take friendzoneing to a new level
Guy 1: Oh my god, see that bitch. Shes a female-snape.
Guy 2: I was just thinking that! She seems pretty whorish.
by ihatesami August 9, 2012
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Famalé

Pronounced like “tamale
They spicy, they fierce, THEY FAMALÉ (also know as women)
by Kookanator March 1, 2019
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