Angel Engine

Man I am everywhere. That has got to be just the spookiest shit for people in the know...

Hym "Angel Engine looks like something all right..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.

Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”

by Jus0 May 1, 2025

Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls

Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*

by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025

Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where

"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"

by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025

engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!

by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

Ragdoll Engine

Ragdoll engine was a roblox game that used to be fun until copy and pastes, slenders, rogangsters, tiktokers, and hackers/exploiters ruined it.
It was removed from roblox in June 2021.

John: Do you want to play Ragdoll engine?
Jake: Nahh it used to be fun, but people ruined it

by menameiscaleb July 15, 2023

Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.

Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.

by big epic chad July 30, 2023