by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023
person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!
by stdsoundsystem May 01, 2025
by ach000000 May 02, 2020
by BoggleBoy November 25, 2023
A homoerotic sexual technique involving four males, in which the central performer satisfies all three of his partners simultaneously. He accomplishes this via the following strategy. Partner 1 sits atop his shoulders in reverse straddle position, with his penis inserted orally. Partner 2 is held mid-air around the waist (doggy style) while maintaining anal penetration. Partner 3 lays down flat on his back while the central performer proceeds to squat down onto his awaiting erection. Thus, the alpha stud is penetrated both orally and anally by studs 1 & 3, while simultaneously providing rear-end service to stud 2.
Mikey and Ken had been Eiffel Towering handsome young studs for years. But as his carnal desires grew stronger, Mikey decided that just one stud wasn’t enough, and he certainly didn’t want to share with Ken anymore. One night he went out to the club and brought home three young guys…college age stallions just bursting with pent up desire. Mikey didn’t want anyone to feel excluded from his affection. In a pround display of homoerotic prowess, he proceeded to service all three studs simultaneously by performing the fabled Elephant Trunk Trifecta!
by Kent Wade July 11, 2020
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
by Smells like trout July 08, 2024