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dutch fridge

When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.
Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?
by francocois February 7, 2013
mugGet the dutch fridgemug.

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook May 7, 2016
mugGet the dutch blendermug.

dutch fag

by RichBorat December 23, 2016
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Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Dutch Loadmug.

dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.
Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet
by roandri December 12, 2013
mugGet the dutch fountainmug.

dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"
I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!
by daanielleer August 18, 2015
mugGet the dutch wallpapermug.

Dutch mapping

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
mugGet the Dutch mappingmug.

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