Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014

daloris

A mean , grumpy additude person . Always serious

Is that the grumpy daloris
She has a ugly look

by Ashely mejah January 31, 2014

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

door 3

This is the Price Is Right version of anal.

When presented with the choices, one being vaginal, two being oral...she chose door 3.

by thecommishz March 26, 2016

door

a door is a magical fucking thing that makes it so you can go threw walls

hey look theres a door

by fluffyblud March 30, 2020

Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.

Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

by Cheese Jockey July 23, 2020

Door Butt

A door butt is a butt that people have when they have anal sex, because people go in and out of your butthole.

“you have a door butt” says john
“why? cause i’m flat?” says gary

“cause your gay and men go in and out of your butthole gary.” says john

by YourMomIsntAMilf October 1, 2021