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DJ

Dj’s tend to have huge enormous massive slongs and tend to get a lot of attention from females but is picky and only want 1 girl
That dude Dj can’t even wear shorts
by DjDatLit September 8, 2020
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dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
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DJ

DJ that get hit by a bus every morning when walking his grandma
Dj doesn't know how to do the abc's
by Randomnmn April 28, 2023
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Dj

A sweet boy but he’s a fucktwad who crushes on your crush and acts sus with his besties.
Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..
by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021
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DJ [Tweva]

"Sexy Beast!" The one the only.. D.. J.... Tweva!
by House muzik March 13, 2009
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the dj

'the' dj refers to a particular dj which u love and think all his tunes are awesome
person 1:that dj was awesome last nite
person 2:ye he was the dj
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A DJ

A unit of time equal to 13 seconds - the amount of time a DJ takes to unload his deck.
Give me a DJ
by Victor Needs A Cert July 28, 2024
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