Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan

Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty

by No show April 14, 2014

dan liu

Cute, chinese girl who, unfortunately was an only child and her parents would never compliment and always say that what shes done wasn't good enough. She is disturbed and maybe have a Borderline Personality Disorder (Heristic in nature).

Dan Liu is a pretty girl and is fun at first but then, the crazy begins to appear

by I'm me, you're not. July 4, 2014

joe dan

a nice guy who always tries to please others. very smart and funny as heck. he'll support you no matter what, and you'll fall in love with his gorgeous eyes.

person 1: have you met joe dan? he's such a nice guy.
person 2: yeah, i want to marry him.

by amitoooldforwarriorsyet October 10, 2018

dan adams

A high-class cocktail consisting of Jäger, pineapple juice, and a lemon wedge. Shaken not stirred.

I bought that hottie across the bar a dan adams. Maybe that's why she barfed all over the table.

by *mcluvin* December 13, 2018

Dan Miller

A cunt

Quit being such a Dan Miller dude!

by TheTruthFromMe December 22, 2018

Dan yates

Gayest thing on earth

Omg he's such a Dan yates

by Annonymousssss....x February 12, 2019

dan shell

A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.

Look it’s Dan Shell!! He’s a faggot.

by nosac69 February 16, 2019