wank couch

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.

This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.

by Camo Clown February 16, 2017

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it

Me and my girl made a couch pancake

by The big faggot August 18, 2016