Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

fairy cheese

Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)

Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles

by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022

Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021

mac and cheese

What my friends to the north call, "Kraft dinner."

I'd like to have mac and cheese for lunch.

by Quasimodo May 18, 2005

ass cheese

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006