midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019

awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.

cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*

by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011

camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.

Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.

by Roy Moore December 15, 2017

mac and cheese

What my friends to the north call, "Kraft dinner."

I'd like to have mac and cheese for lunch.

by Quasimodo May 18, 2005

ass cheese

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006