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butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
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Butthole tickler

A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.
I became a true butthole tickler by tickling 10 trillion anus's.
by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024
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butthole tickler

Some weird kid on discord that likes to say the n word
Hey i saw butthole tickler today

-friend: same he said the n word
by onioneouter123 November 28, 2023
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Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)
The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.
by weehawk August 1, 2012
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Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.
Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?
by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018
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Butthole Lips

Butthole Lips Are Lips That Are Big In Size Or Filled With Filler To Be Bigger In Size To The Point Where It Looks Like A Butthole, It Looks Like You Have Butthole Lips And Or A Gaping Butthole.
Al: Yo You Got Butthole Lips Now?!

Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.

Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense
by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024
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Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016
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