Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.

Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!

by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023

Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.

After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

Slut mud

Residue left on a mans tool after sliding out of the sluts butt

Fat wad was covered in slut mud after they fucked hard

by Nighto77 June 17, 2018

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.

Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"

by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014

Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".

Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!

by Join Free November 26, 2016

Mud Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.

"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."

by schlockofages May 23, 2016