Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!

I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

NBA Discord Blowjob

While in a voice call with another user in the Never Broke Again Discord server, the male counterpart proceeds to turn on his camera and spits on his penis, stroking it whilst the female counterpart make throat/guttural noises, simulating a blowjob.

This method was popularized in Summer of 2025 and is still performed; albeit seldom nowadays.

"Dude, did you hear that she gave him an NBA Discord Blowjob?"

"Is that why they were in VC all alone together?"

by Cornerbacking November 25, 2025

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025