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girlfriend

Aside from the well known commonly accpeted definition the term girlfriend is also used when refering to a type of weapon(knife, gun, bat, empty beer bottle...)
last night chris tried to fight me until he found out my girlfriend was with me
by MiC check September 16, 2005
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girlfriend

some woman who tries to take over your life and controll you, train you and make you her pet, dont ever underestimate the power a woman

lazy, uncooperative, insensitive, poor excuse of a man
see blood sucker
see also controll freak
also see also manipulator
hunny will you do the dishes and clean the cat box i need to go tanning and paint my nails
by cgpm August 8, 2006
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Girlfriend Hair

1. The hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. Sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. Also may be in a constant ponytail state. A definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.

2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
1.

Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.

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Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.
by misspcakes November 5, 2009
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Girlfriend

A girlfriend, is a PERSON'S female companion with whom they have a sexual relationship. Stop assuming everybody is genders other than males can have female partners too.
She lives with her girlfriend
by anonymous July 6, 2017
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Not Fake Girlfriend

A relationship that is not acknowledged as a "Girlfriend", but holds true to all requirements of the girlfriend tag.
Lisa is not Rob's Not Fake Girlfriend, because she's his girlfriend. That's just the way it is.
by Not Not Rob's Neighbor February 22, 2011
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Girlfriend

Hey man don't you wish you had one? I had a girlfriend. but then I took an arrow to the knee
by IAMSNUFFY May 25, 2015
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Girlfriend bomb

When a female friend (or otherwise) askes you out and you tell them you have a girlfriend
Johnny dropped the Girlfriend bomb on that fucking gold digger
by xaneks September 20, 2016
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