Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 01, 2014

Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

beard-lebrity

To be famous amongst others due to your glorious beard

My friends want to meet you and your beard. You are a beard-lebrity.

by Ivan Kroutsky October 20, 2014

The Beard is a Lie

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

by Rodman Edward Serling August 14, 2011

beard hug

When two men with thick beards embrace each other by rubbing each others' beards up against the others' respective beard. This action is done amongst good friends and is another way of greeting as opposed to a traditional hug.

Hey Jay!
How's it going?
Not bad - not bad. Beard hug!

<Beard Hug ensues and conversation continues as if nothing strange happened>

by beerdrinker09 November 01, 2013

Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.

Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.

by Daggermouth July 06, 2010

Beard Wrestling

When two bearded men french kiss.

"I like to watch bear porn for all the beard wrestling."

"My boyfriend and I grew beards so we could beard wrestle."

by Phoequinox November 17, 2012