August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022

August 30

National do whatever your older sibling wants day

"Hey lil sis give me your ice cream, it's August 30"

by cynzhilove August 30, 2021

21 August

The day the baddest bitch and a material gurll was born. Your really lucky, pretty, and u will get all the boys u want in the future if u are born on this date.

OMG she was born on 21 august. The beauty dayyyy. God I'm jealous of her!

by materialgworl21 April 30, 2022

August 30

August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born

When were you born?

I was born on August 30

You’re the epitome of perfection

by sjidowosej November 21, 2021

August 3rd

An emo girls birthday-

: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."

by yourfruitymf August 24, 2021

15th of August

The 15th of August is national give your boyfriend head and whatever he want.

“hey bubs, i’m gonna give you head because it’s the 15th of August

by bumbum6969420bb August 13, 2021

August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020