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christian aitken

The single sexiest thing on this planet.
by Spongebob986 April 26, 2019
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christian voice

Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.

Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.

The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.

christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.

It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.

The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.

While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. June 7, 2007
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Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.
Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.
by WannabeU July 5, 2016
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Christian Abriel

The guy that everybody knows. A hot sexy beast, whose funny and caring. Who walks around like that “nigga”.
by 0Envy March 30, 2019
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Cody Christian

The most wonderful person in the world and one of the best actors I know. He's very cute and kind and cares so much about his mother. Also he's very hot (by the way he's so much more than hot) and deserves so much happiness.
Person 1: Hey did you saw the picture of Cody Christian and his mother?
Person 2: Yeah, he cares so much about her and he is so cute.
by junixlahey April 21, 2017
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political christianity

Similar to (political correctness). When someone claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ but worries more about offending others than offending Jesus.
She practices political Christianity religiously but that won't get her into heaven
by ThaNana December 9, 2018
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Christian Zaleski

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.
Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski
by The randy reed December 25, 2022
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