The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.
by Gloo-Gloo March 05, 2024
the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7
mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"
common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall
mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"
common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall
Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI
by hearttcringe November 16, 2023
aboslute fucking chad
Person1: have you seen Alpha Prima lately?
Person 2: Yeah he's as alpha as ever, and his fucking muscles oh my god hes so fucking hot omaigad
Person 2: Yeah he's as alpha as ever, and his fucking muscles oh my god hes so fucking hot omaigad
by Alpha Prima August 20, 2019
by angelo thesaurus April 27, 2024
Check this guy out pretending to be all tough but when it comes down to it he is just a beta- alpha.
by Manhandler May 07, 2019
Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
The scariest and most ferocious alpha leader in existence. She is feared by all but her omega/alpha named lyra. Don't touch her tail or ears or she will gobble you up!
by xLyrqz1 September 25, 2023